[Chuck Romerales]

     ...Una persona de la cual prefiero no acordarme, pero como da la casualidad de qué hoy también es el cumple de una de las personas a las qué más admiro en el mundo (tanto por su trayectoria profesional como por haber tenido el buen gusto de casarse con una mujer guapísima de origen español) ahí va eso:

     ¡ZIZOU! ¡ZIZOU! ¡ZIZOOOOOOU!
     ¡FELICIDADES, MONSTRUO! (Por tu cumpleaños y por lo qué ganaste ayer)

     P.D. : Para los no iniciados en el mundo del fútbol, Zizou es Zinedine Zidane, jugador del Real Madrid y de la Selección Francesa  

[Scandalous]

Pues ya podrías haber puesto una foto de la guapísima española en lugar de esa, joío.  

[bigjim99]

Estoooo....

Hoy tb es el cumpleaños de mi gata Chantelle.

Cumple 10.

[tototote]

Prefiero el cumple de tu gata antes que el de un  futbolista de los cojones  

Felicidades Chantelle!!  

[Babyknows]

Lo del cumple me parece genial (jeje, Chantelle,q nombre mas chulo!) pero el fútbol (especialmente los humildes madridistas)...  [smiley=zzz_sleeping.gif] [smiley=zzz.gif] [smiley=zzz_sleeping.gif] [smiley=zzz.gif]

[Chuck Romerales]

     Enhorabuena a tu gata tb BigJim, esto dedicado  a ella:

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified
Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs)
They'd line up around the block, miau

When my little scarlet feline roars the locals come around (Come around)
When they c the scarlet light they know it's time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down)
Lo and behold the fantastical way (In which their bodies groove)
My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood
Scarlet Pussy (It's cool)
Scarlet Pussy
(Pussycat, pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy?)

She can make u crazy if u're 2 close 2 her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Every dog would try his lines
2 get pussy's attention
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention (Eew!)
Green virgin teenager a filthy rich yuppie
(Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou puppy?)
Scarlet Pussy

She can make u crazy if u're 2 close 2 her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Miau
Now what's going on?
Oh, no, man, look out!
Somebody come get this miau-miau of my leg!
Miau!

Scarlet Pussy

Pussycat pussycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
Miau

She can make u crazy if u're 2 close 2 her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy (x2)

OOoooooooh Yeah, My little scarlett pussy

She can make u happy, she can make u sad
She can make u crazy (Crazy)
She can make u shiver from your head down 2 your feet
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)
She can make u crazy if u're 2 close 2 her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

     Miau  

[piflacoco]

lo de gata es por una chica o una gata de verdad...porque scarlet pussy no trata precisamente de gatos, ya me entendéis...